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white collar trash 

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
white collar trash by p mammen November 22, 2009
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white collar

Office workers in middle or upper classes. Wear a clean shirt every day.


See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.
White collar crimes often goes unpunished.
white collar by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

White Collar Sweatshop 

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

Whinecellar 

A basement full of primarily Jewish women.
God damn, she complains alot. Let's throw her in the Whinecellar with the other Yiddish bitches who can't just be chill.
Whinecellar by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

White Collar Thugs 4 Trump 

The powerful upper echelon of 45’s base.
We are the White Collar Thugs 4 Trump and we will pay whatever it costs to keep our boy in office in 2020!

white collar Chirpse 

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.
"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."
white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014

White Collar Kayfabe 

In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.

The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.

Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.

Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.

Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.

Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.

Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
White Collar Kayfabe by Mike109999 February 21, 2022