18 definitions by p mammen

Top Definition
The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
by P Mammen October 24, 2009
Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
by P Mammen November 22, 2009
Procrastinating the act of masturbation.
I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
by P Mammen July 28, 2009
Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.
Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"
by P Mammen March 13, 2012
Fucking fabulous.
Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.
by P Mammen August 02, 2009
Behavior lacking in activity
I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.
by P Mammen July 25, 2009
When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
by p mammen August 20, 2011
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