white page 

an extemely large load of sperm that covers the victims entire face

Dude did you see that chick's face? She just got white paged.

white page by bludevil October 2, 2009

White Page Of Doom

Discord's support, especially trust and safety. Mostly used by NTTS.

"You'd need to go to a very obscure website on the internet, The White Page Of Doom."

White Page Of Doom by blokc July 10, 2023

White Page of Death 

A page inside a browser that has a predominantly white background and an error message usually in the center.

These are very common on social networking sites, especially involving browser-based games such as those created by Zynga.

The purpose of a White Page of Death is usually to indicate a failure of communication among the client input (you), the main site's server, and the game site's server.

Or, in the case of a social site's own server failure, to inform you that the server is broken and can't find your information.

1. Typical White Page of Death in Facebook: "There are still a few kinks that Facebook and the makers of Pirates: Rule the Caribbean! are trying to mend out..."

2. Typical MySpace White Page of Death:
"Oops! An error has occurred. Please forward this to the MySpace tech team."

White Page of Death by ObscuredOne April 13, 2009

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Whitepaper

White paper - a document released by agencies, the government or anyone who knows what they're talking about. They usually describe policies (those used by organizations), techniques (hacking, explosives, oral sex) and even products (the lates mobile phone devices).

Hacking Bluetooth enabled mobile
phones and beyond – Full Disclosure

Whitepaper by Niraco January 20, 2005