White Cake Farts 

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.

Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.

White Cake Farts by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014

whitecake 

A white male who is a racist, sexist, homophobic pig that has no tan and typically is not in good athletic shape. Typically Baptist and from the Southeast or Southwest of the US. Whitecakes believe women should stay at home and cook, clean and have babies. They profess their values but typically make lousy money, have frequent bouts of unemployment and are losers.

That Clint is a total whitecake loser....unemployed and thinks he could be a preacher.

whitecake by Piperoni July 22, 2012