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Whiska Boy 

A young male, who is the play thing of an older woman (aka Cougar). 'Whiska' is slang for 'whisker', which refers to the sparse facial hair of a young male, as well as referring to the whiskers of a tomcat.
Darling I don't know why you would fool with a man your age when you could have twice as many whiska boys for half the hassle.
Whiska Boy by Wallace Wattles April 6, 2015
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Whiska Lips 

An exceptionally hairy labia. The garden needs a little tending.
I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.

The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
Whiska Lips by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
A Household Object that mentally scared Dan Howell while watching porn with Tyler Oakley.
Whisk by #PhanTrash October 22, 2015

Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey 

interjection.
1) An empahtic response to someone's abject whining (and crying), usually about tasks that someone is required to do, with the implication that the whiner is an punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby. The words are radio phonetics for the letters W-F-W, and in this case the letters stand for, "Whaaa Fuckin' Whaaa," hence an emphatic declaration of an abject lack of characer. This also shows that its origin is in the military. A less emphatic expression is simply "Whaaa!"

2) Can also be the response to abject whining (and crying) regarding how hard someone's life is, when in reality they are quite coddled and and their lives are almost excessively comfortable, and the expression indicates how the whiner is an ingratious, cowardly, punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby.
Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed Crybaby: Aww, how come I have to (do my homwork, take out the garbage, clean my room, get up for field day, stop the ship from flooding)? I'm tired and I don't feel good...

Ingratious, Cowardly, Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed, Cry-baby: Aww, how come you won't get me a Lamborghini Diablo?

Person in authority: Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey, dildo!

Whistance 

There are moments in a man's life where he plays as a female character in a video game

character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.

The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
Dude 1: I have become Whistance destroyer of wombs.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
Whistance by Sh1ump4AchtAcht July 17, 2022

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.
Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.
good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016
A common kitchen tool that is apparently is also used in pornography to satisfy the kinkiest internet lads.

It is also a trigger warning for YouTubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Tyler Oakley. Yeah...the video is on Tyler Oakley's channel. "Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley"
Dan is sat comfortably on his couch having a nice chat with Phil when Tyler jumps out from no where and whispers, "Whisk," into Dan's ear. Dan screams and goes into shock as he is bombarded with all the images of the mentally disturbing whisk porno he watched with Tyler all those years ago. Tyler's evil cackling drowns out the sounds of Dan's whimpering. Phil tries to help poor Dan, who is now in a fetal position on the floor, but the images racing through Dan's brain are too much. Too much. Phil inhales sharply and tightens his fist in anger as he dramatically looks out the window.

"Was it worth it?" Phil grinds out, "Was the video worth this trauma?" Tyler sobers up at Phil's dangerous tone.
"No." Tyler smirks, "It was worth everything. Wire whisk stretches her monstrous cunt open."
WHISK by funkymunch January 29, 2016