The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at
random when you realize your offspring look
nothing like the silicone
bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had
done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.
Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my
child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another
case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the
time.