Whatthefuckitude 

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"

The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.

Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011

DNA WhattheHey! 

The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.

Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!

Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.

DNA WhattheHey! by Amovida December 10, 2011

Whatthefuckistan 

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010

whatthefuckaphobia 

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

whatthefuckever 

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.

"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

whatthefuckever by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009

WhatTheBuckShow

A openly gay man, who is one of the most subscribed comedians on popular video sharing site, Youtube.

WhatTheBuckShow is a great show, and one of my favorite things to watch on Youtube.

It's too bad, because queer guys like Chris Crocker and Perez Hilton give gays a bad name.

WhatTheBuckShow changed my views of gays, for the better!

WhatTheBuckShow by metallkidd93 March 8, 2008

Whatthe flux 

A phrase meaning what the fuck, used by Canadian nerds on forums where the word 'fuck' is prohibited. The missing space is caused by Canadians and their illogical desire to spell things phonetically rather than have them make coherent sense.

Example: I have so much Engineering homework tonight. Whatthe flux has my MECH 101 teacher got stuck up his ass?

Whatthe flux by Eleutheria January 22, 2005