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whatless 

Adjective,

Definition: Somebody who does not know what the hell is going on, but is curious to know what exactly is going on.

Synonym: clueless
English Teacher: "Here is an excerpt from a poem by a poet named Jela Rumi

'I am not of the East, nor the West,
not of land, not the sea.
I am not from nature’s mine,
nor from the circling stars.
I am neither of earth nor water,
neither wind nor fire.'"

What is the poet saying he is?

Whatless man: *Scratches head in frustration and thinks to himself*
"What the fu** is this ni&&a talking about?"
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Whatless Hoodman 

Somebody that acts like they are bout it in a gang and got shooters. In reality they are just a white person with black skin not hood lives in a white neighbourhood. Kinda like Drake who is a jew from forest hill but raps about being from the hood.
Yo that man be lyin on what hes doin.

Ahlie mans like drake

Yeah hes a total whatless hoodman
Whatless Hoodman by urmomursister69 September 5, 2019
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Whitness 

The extreme extent that your skin is white, the anti-tan.
Your skin has extreme whitness.
Whitness by ABCTUTORS June 10, 2009
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
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