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whaleball 

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.
"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011
The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.
Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.
Whaleback by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

whalebass 

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.
"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"
whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

whaleboy 

A derogatory word describing an 18 year - old male from California who refuses to accept valid evidence proving his sexuality is indeed of the homo variety.
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA! -whaleboy
whaleboy by Your 8th grade gf December 2, 2010