Top Definition
Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.
The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.
by Eight December 28, 2004
The term given to someone who continuously makes excuses to not participate social activities etc they were invited to.

Can also be used to describe someone who is generally boring and refuses to do anything exciting or anything out of the ordinary.
You still coming out tonight mate?" "Nah don't feel like it now, too tired" "Don't be a fuking wetty mate!
by jim93 August 09, 2011
A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up
Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus
by qwerty523 May 29, 2011
When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.
A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"
by jarry999 June 10, 2013
Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.
Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"
by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010
Someone who has to stop playing football when it starts raining. Can be applied to wider uses
i can't believe he is leaving the pub at 10pm, what a wetty
by Dictionary Giles January 18, 2015
A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.
Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'
by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014
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