Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

by Skster October 25, 2009

wettie

decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.

'omg, you're such a wettie'

by Babe123 February 20, 2009

wettie

Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.

Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.

by BL Johnson July 11, 2006

wettie

n.
Short-hand for wetback. Used to insult mexicans.

Check out those construction workers. They're all wetties.

by sloppyjugs August 16, 2009

Wetty

A trinidadian Individual who thinks they have "swag" And Carry about themselves in a vain manner.

"See that man over there he is a wetty."

by shernellebangsoutxo June 15, 2014

wetties

Canned or "Wet" cat food or dog food.

Whenever the dog eats wetties, he craps like a goose!

by Anyjaw September 6, 2006