Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Wenner

A really small penis.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.

Wenner by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020

Wenner

Very very small male genitalia.

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.

Wenner by Trumpss March 11, 2019

Wenner

A penis, male genitals. Derived from weiner.

shut up or I'll punch you in the wenner

Wenner by MFn Connery March 13, 2011

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

wenneck 

when you neck your own sister

did you see phil wenneck his own sister? Those polish people can be disgusting! Their father sent them to the scouts poor bastards

wenneck by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 6, 2022

winnet 

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

winnet by Marty May 13, 2005