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wanking closet 

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
wanking closet by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
social wanking by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009

p*winking 

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly
I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.
p*winking by dabreezey March 16, 2010

Phone-Wanking 

When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
Phone-Wanking by Josh ;) February 12, 2009