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Welcome to Night Vale 

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
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Noun: handle; label for web author's "pen name" i.e. someone who has a reason to stay anonymous.

Etymology: probably from Web + pseudonym

Locale: Bay Area
He posted under his webonym on forums and wikis, but some bloggers outed him as the original author of the piece.
webonym by digitalflack October 5, 2006

Welcome to the cum zone 

Where you can cum only inside anime girls
guy 1: "Welcome to the cum zone"
guy 2: "Where you can cum inside anime girls"
guy 3: "quivering clit"
guy 4: "double jointed pussy"

Welcome phone 

A generic mobile phone, usually from a Chinese manufacturer, so-called because of its boot screen consisting of the word "WELCOME!" in some form or another.
I used to have this cheap welcome phone I bought off Wish but it died on me all of a sudden.
A infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of anime (Japanese Cartoons) and develop a heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.

Stage 1 (Low Addiction): Often talks about anime shows and characters

Stage 2 (Medium Low Addiction): Constantly talks about anime shows and begins to do impressions
Stage 3 (Medium Addiction): Begins to purchase anime posters and figurines

Stage 4 (Medium High Addiction): Purchases Japanese weapons such as Katanas and Anime Character Costumes and goes to every available Anime convention
Stage 5 (High Addiction): THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN IF A PATIENT IS IN STAGE 5 THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIM. In Stage 5 the patient's love (key word) for anime has gone to a extreme level. The patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at Rosetta Stone just to learn a shitty version of Japanese and now starts to gain weight.

Stage 6 (Extreme Addiction): The patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body pillow (a pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show sexual feelings toward the pillow.
As a professor in weebotology, I have never seen anything past stage 6 but I have seen some people on stage 6 where he/she could not be fixed. The only solution that I could come up with is bleach and I recommend clorox. Clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.
Hey what happened to Jimmy? He was infected with Stage 6 Weebola. (proceeds to break down into tears)

George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival
"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."

Weboflage 

Noun:
An innocent window used to disguise more suspect internet activity.
"Mum surprised me in my room as I was looking at multiple spreads on the Playboy website. Luckily, I had some weboflage and was able to pull up an article on endangered whales".
Weboflage by TajUK January 19, 2007