| 1. | popeye | ||
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Maker of good chicken. What you weighin? 350? you popeye chicken eatin motha fucka!
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anonymous
Aug 26, 2003
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| 2. | cut weight | ||
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A term used in boxing and other fight sports where a fighter, in order to compete in a lower weight division, will attempt to "drop weight", loose legitimate weight whether it be fat or muscle, and possibly "cut weight", loose weight by dehydration.
"Cutting weight" is considered by some to be less than honorable, since after the official weigh in, sometimes days before the actual fight, competitors will rehydrate themselves and end up at their real weight, which places them above the upper limit of that particular weight class. The advantage of cutting weight is that once the fighter passes the weigh-in, he/she is free to regain that weight for the fight, as there are usually no further checks, and thus will be a heavier, more powerful fighter, in a lighter weight division. The disadvantage to cutting weight and dropping weight in general is that if the fighter fails the weigh-in, he/she is disqualified and cannot compete. Also, a fighter may not be able to fully recover from dehydration by the time of the fight and will be weakened as a result. Did you hear Little Mac dropped down to the 156 to 170lb weight division? He said he cut weight from 175lbs all the way down to 170lbs, but he should be back up to 175lbs for the fight. He's gonna tower over every other welterweight.
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| 3. | Dangly-Doo | ||
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The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton chops. Since the Jewish religion rejects the idea of gravity, young boys are told employ these devices in order to stay grounded. Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:
"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity They're all about religion and currency Every Saturday they worship His Majesty Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around Circumcision is the custom at a very young age Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage The father is expected to be stingy and sage The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave Some may think these melodies are prejudice But they don't understand "The Danglyness"" |
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| 4. | hodged | ||
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27.9; when you are skeeted out of ANYTHING; when you are tricked into giving something and then lied to about receiving something in return; being such a good dj that you literally become god in some countries; one-upping someone in reverse (i.e. he said $325/oz, fine then ill do $323); bluffing bullshit prices until your custies agree to pay it so i was weighin him out an 8th, but he looked away--3.4. you got hodged.
the window man at mcdonald's gives you an extra large fry, two fries short. when did hodge start working at mcdonald's? ...whaaaat? hahaha |
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| 5. | hobo luggage | ||
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another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.' girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;) |
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