weekiversary 

when a couple has been dating for a week and the girl finds it necessary to celebrate. however her boyfriend doesn't remember so he gets himself into some deep shit.

Sarah: It's our weekiversary! Here's a new cellphone case!
Neil: Our what?
Sarah: we have been going out for a week! it's our weekiversary! i thought you cared about me!
Neil: Oh shit

weekiversary by heartbreak sucks balls December 29, 2009

workiversary 

The anniversary of when you started at your workplace. A date for celebrating all your hard work and perseverance.

Today, we wish our awesome coworker, Sherri, a happy workiversary and surprised her with a cupcake!

workiversary by Thewordwonderer October 18, 2022

weediversary 

The anniversary of the day one first got high.

It's my weediversary, man! I best commemorate this shit; pass me the bowl!

weediversary by Fuzzy Sedam October 18, 2013

Weekaversary 

Weekaversary

Combination of a week and anniversary.

A milestone of an event that happened a week ago.

Happy Weekaversary (in reference to a couple having been married a week)

Weekaversary by Neleh June 9, 2018

weekaversary 

the date on which an event took place or an institution was founded in a previous week.

a wedding weekaversary

weekaversary by jay-en July 28, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022