Weedache

It's the headache you get when your marijuana buzz starts to come down.

The only ways to cure a weedache is to either smoke more weed or go to sleep. If you choose to smoke more weed then later on when that buzz wears off your weedache will be twice as bad.

One of the easiest ways to get a weedache is to get really high and then have to do something strenuous like work in the sun. Another way is to get high early in the day and then stay up all day and not get high any more, sorta similar to drinking alcohol early in the day and then coming off that buzz.

"I wake and baked like 5 hours ago and now I have this awful weedache."

"I got high before I went to go pull shingles and that midday sun gave me a weedache."

"After ripping that G-bong a couple times my head don't hurt anymore."

Weedache by lololcauseitstrue September 6, 2009

Weed-ash 

When you collect the black ash from smoking weed in your bowl (Not Resin) and save it until you have a enough to keep you high for 2 days about 1/2 jar.

I have been smoking so much weed everyday/all day that when I ran out for a couple days, I remained buzzed by smoking my old weed-ash... I think I now have black lung, but it kept me from being sober.

Weed-ash by weedywierdo December 30, 2011

weedasaurous-rex 

One who smokes the amount weed that is the size of a meal for a T-Rex dinosaur. or someone that is very big and fat that smokes a lot of weed.

HOLY SHIT!!! look at that huge weedasaurous-rex !!!!!

weedasaurous-rex by stonedmothafucka420 September 27, 2009

Weedaholic 

Someone who constantly consumes marijuana.

Jimmy doesn't do anything anymore but smoke his bong. I think he is becoming a weedaholic.

Weedaholic by EWheezy June 6, 2013

weetashits

The time efficient way to start one's day. To eat your breakfast while gracing the porcelain throne.

"I took one too many snoozes on my alarm clock and was forced to get the weetashits so that I could get to work on time."

weetashits by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures November 29, 2011

weedish 

A language spoken by those of the herbal culture. Weedish refers to the tendency of the speaker to mumble, slur, and run their words together, yet still be perfectly understood. Weedish seems to overcome the speaker when he/she is most inebriated. Although commoners cannot understand weedish, those that often partake in the laughing lettuce can understand perfectly.

Weedish: igot summmfukn munchieeesn yawanna go get some foood? WHOA! that was bright....optical seclusion like a BRRZAOW!! WHOOSH!! spaceship COOOOL!HAHAHAHAHA!

weedish by River Parkinson January 2, 2007

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