Wedding Hangover 

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

Wedding Hangover by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding 

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

Monkey's Wedding by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding 

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

tennessee wedding by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020

Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

Canadian shotgun wedding by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

shotgun wedding 

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy

looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

shotgun wedding by brian o carroll March 31, 2003

Wedding Crashers 

Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

- Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers by JonnyG January 9, 2006