3 definitions by Mommy Rotten
A wannabe snark. Someone who prides themselves on delivering quality sarcasm but fails miserably due to their own stupidity. Just about everyone on Fox News.
Bill O'Reilly thinks he burns liberals with his "wit" but he's such a snarkabe he just ends up as comedy fodder for Jon Stewart.
by Mommy Rotten June 13, 2014
When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013
When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020