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weaselette 

1. Any female weasel, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter. 2. A female regarded as sneaky, treacherous, or cunning.
That weaselette stole my entire life savings!
weaselette by Kristy Sullivan September 15, 2006

weaselette 

Ginny the weaselette slut
weaselette by lehur October 2, 2019

weaselbat 

A bat (or plank) with a nail through the business end to make it more dangerous.
Chris got picked up for threatening some clubbers with a weaselbat.
weaselbat by Terraneaux March 14, 2009
(Adj.)
Being of a weasel-like nature.

Having or showing skill in achieving one's ends by deceit or evasion.

Cunning, shifty, sly, devious
"That's a pretty weasular thing to say"

"Let's see how weasular we can make this press release"
weasular by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

Weaseler 

Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.

Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.

Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.

A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.

Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?

Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?

Boy 1: How about 2?

Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?

Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.

Circumstance 2.

Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.

Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.

Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.

Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.

Spanish Weaseler 

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.
"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"