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50.
He's hott...better looking then you anyways...and he's all pimpin' and shit...yeah u know he's DA WEASEL and none other shall be me!
Hott chick 1:I got a date with Weasel tonight!
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple
by Matt "Weasel" Hancock May 02, 2004
 
51.
Dodgy geezer who snorts crack
"yea man that kids well terse"
by Mark Kelly December 01, 2004
 
52.
anoying brat called loulabel who luvs prince
weasel cant get anuf of jasons mum
by Holy September 15, 2004
 
53.
A small, Chihuahua-like man.
Franco is such a little weasel.
by Cid April 30, 2003
 
54.
A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.
Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.
by urban dick May 17, 2006
 
55.
Weasel is someones penis basically
I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel
by Scotty-0 March 06, 2003
 
56.
The weapon of choice of the religion of Meesism.
I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!
by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004