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i need to talk.
woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'
by King Gabey March 21, 2004
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the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.
Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit
by Ninj4 October 14, 2003
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The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.
Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."
by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004
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The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.
by trip September 25, 2003
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Female code for "This relationship is over"
Hunny, we need to talk...
by t0m3x May 20, 2004
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basically, your girl has something to bitch about.
"Honey, we need to talk."
by d September 21, 2003
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