They say that if you sniff your farts
hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can'
t enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a
college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in
reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns
gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant,
hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it
will cost you more than your wallet can handle.
Person A: I think we're lost
Person
B: let me
check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person
B: shit shit shit
Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
