wotsits 

Name for those who wear foundation so ridiculously orange they look like they just rolled in wotsits, usually also have extensions tht look like skanky string. Most too have spiders legs for eyelashes and white lips from their wotsit foundation.
most also stuff their bras with icelands discount chicken fillets and use streaky fake tan mostly just on their legs for some unknown reason

"er, lets cross the road those wotsits are over there"

"dont let her touch you, she's a wotsit, she'll ruin your clothes with orange patches!"

wotsits by bugsy :):):) May 29, 2009

Choco Wotsits 

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.

LOU B:

'ive made sum choco wotsits.'

Kenny B:

'Sick-un.'

Synonyms, street names ect:

'choco bean'
'keen bean'
'Brownflower arse'
'wotshits'

Choco Wotsits by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

bloody yellow fuck wotsits 

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."

"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"

bloody yellow fuck wotsits by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006

Wotsitsitis 

Pronounced 'whats-its-eye-tuss', it is the 'infection' one catches when using too much fake tan. It can affect anyone of a white colour, but is mostly seen on 15-30year old female chavs/preps.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to);

*Entire body turning bright orange (look up Wotsits, where the name originates from)
*Looking like a tool
*Being ridiculed by anyone within veiwing distance.

Symptoms will fade over time, but there will be a chance of a relapse.

The best way to avoid Wotsitsitis is prevention. Stay away from fake tan.

Girl one - "Hey, did you see Candice last night? Girl was bright orange!"
Girl two -"Yeah, I think she caught Wotsitsitis."

Wotsitsitis by MissPixi July 10, 2011

watsit? 

Watsit? = What is it?, what?

Origin North Dublin, Ireland.

You buzzin out for a smoke?
Watsit?

watsit? by MalletMan December 12, 2016

Wotsits 

A British girl in secondary school usually covered in fake tan and foundation, giving then a crusty, orange appearance similar to the Walkers crisp "Wotsits" (Which are basically Cheetos). These girls are most commonly skanky and usually are in years 7 to 10.

Guy 1: My little sister's got a fucking wannabe-roadman boyfriend? How the hell?
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.

Wotsits by CharlieChonk December 20, 2018

whatsitsface

very odd way of saying "who is that?"

remember that guy from the store, whatsitsface

whatsitsface by anonymous October 18, 2020