| 1. | daylight wastings time | ||
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Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time. Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.
Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter. Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets. Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM. Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm? |
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| 2. | true time | ||
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also known as "daylight savings time," true time is the clock setting that keeps the sun from setting in mid-afternoon in the winter. The alternative to true time is daylight wastings time (which some, especially morning people, refer to as "standard time"). No clock setting that puts sunset in mid-afternoon is "standard." True time is what we use in the summer, and daylight wastings time is the clock setting forced upon us by morning people in the winter. Then, morning people revel in making the rest of us get up an hour earlier to get back to true time.
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| 3. | Waste | ||
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A Waste person is a fat sonovabitch that joins the Canadian Army and gets a pussy job as a transport officer or as a stores man. They usually think they are tough, elite, hardcore and ultimate soldiers but they are useless tossers and complete assholes.
You can tell right away if someone in the Canadian Army is waste because they have at least two chins, they take a smoke break at least once per hour, their fatigues resemble a moo moo, they promote fat asses into positions of authority, they never show up for morning exercise, they take credit for all the work their subordinates do, they get their flunkies to install blinds and air conditioners in their offices, they golf during work hours at least once per week, they yell at people for petty things and they can always be found with a cup of Timmies in hand. The Army Reserve is full of Waste people and Wasty Soldiers that do fuck all and waste our tax money.
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