wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.

Get your wappers out!

wappers by Col April 23, 2004

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waspers

The Appalachian slang for the plural of wasps.

Just look at all them waspers in the attic!

waspers by poor moe, poor moe July 14, 2009

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wappersnaily

transitive verb: The lusty jiggle of breasts free from the confines of a brassiere. Witnesses prefer to view such an event when erect nipples point forward rather than toward the floor.

Witness A: "Holy Mother of Christ, those tits are swinging like punch balls and staring me in the eyes."
Witness B: *licks lips* "Oh, wappersnaily, you are an extraordinary gift to humankind."

wappersnaily by packinglistenclosed October 19, 2009