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To wank and type at the same time

Derived from (wa)nk and ty(pe)
"I spend my friday evenings wapeing alone on myspace"
by Steme December 01, 2007
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"Mama! What does Wape mean?"
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the offspring of a highly evolved woman and an ape
I won't be shocked if the future ends up being a planet of wapes
by chitsb December 30, 2008
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When someone touches their weenus to your wagina. Usually, after this process is completed, either you or the person waping you yells out, "WAPE!"
Cyndi: Yesterday, I was just walking along and Jimmy popped out of the bushes and waped me!
Paul: So what did you do?
Cyndi: I called out "WAPE!"
by Emoooo January 10, 2008
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the act of rubbing a wenus(elbow skin) on any prat of anothers body, especially a crotch(armpits or between the legs). derived from the word "wenus-rape"; the "w" in wenus and the "ape" in rape.
*walking and someone rubs their elbow on your arm.
person1:dude did you see that?
person2:yeah
person1:they totally waped me
person2:eww i know
by Afwell May 12, 2008
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