Top Definition
1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus
Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!
by Roxie September 02, 2004
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
"Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the Wenus, and I'm not happy!"
by Merlotty September 06, 2005
acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.
I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009
stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about
chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...
by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011
A Wenus is the stretchy skin on your elbow that allows it to move flexibly.
Get your wenus off me!

Most people can't lick their wenus but I can!

To freak someone out: I've seen your wenus!

I can't see the end of my wenus!

I touch my wenus daily!
by HeySexyLady January 02, 2013
Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
by angry piece of shit October 01, 2009
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