wenus 

1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus

Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!

wenus by Roxie September 2, 2004

wenus 

the skin on your elbow

John has really long wenus.

wenus by Zach R. June 22, 2003

wenus 

acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.

wenus by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009

wenus 

stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about

chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...

wenus by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011

wenus 

Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics

"Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the Wenus, and I'm not happy!"

wenus by Merlotty September 22, 2005

Wenus 

A Wenus is the stretchy skin on your elbow that allows it to move flexibly.

Get your wenus off me!

Most people can't lick their wenus but I can!

To freak someone out: I've seen your wenus!

I can't see the end of my wenus!

I touch my wenus daily!

Wenus by HeySexyLady January 6, 2013

wenus 

your elbow
often used to to creep people out cuz it sounds really wrong

girl:wanna touch my wenus?
dude:wat?
girl:wanna touch my elbow?
dude:oh i thuoght u said somin else

wenus by emohugs March 30, 2007