A Wacey is no ordinary man. Wacey is fricken awesome and no one can tell him any different. Wacey tends to be over looked sometimes in large crowds, but when you find him and start talking to him, you
will come to find that he is very charming,
funny and extremely handsome. Wacey is (dare i say it) sought to be
the man of the bedroom, if you know what i mean. Oh yes, Wacey is the king of all bedrooms, back seats, movie theater seats, parks, benches, tables, couches, swings, Walmarts, public bathrooms, changing rooms, where ever he may be, he is the king. No man can ever follow in his footsteps. Girls
will find out that after they have been with Wacey, no Mike,
Joe,
Steve or even Erik can ever stand up to what he has done. Girls
will always come crawling back to him, but he won't take them back. Wacey is a one and done type of
guy. He never gets caught with Sloppy Seconds. Ever. Wacey will not only curl your toes in the sack, but he
will also show you all of his tallents on stage. That's right. Wacey is a future actor in the making. Wacey is also great at parties. He is the life of the party, kind of like that
guy that always brings fried chicken at just the right time during a party. He never brings the chicken, but he
will bring the beef (if you know what i mean). He is one outstanding individual. Everybody needs to know a Wacey at some point in their lives, and if you don't then shame on you.
Girl #1: Oh Wacey, that's an unusual
name
Wacey:
Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It
will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.
