If you happen to come across a wacey do not panic, they are very responsive to peace offerings. Some of the more popular items you may want to try are Chinese oranges, collector key chains or a woman's exposed breast. do not be an ass and force the peace offerings onto the wacey as he may become aggressive and proceed to beat you, your spouse and there parents with his pimp cane.
But beware! the wacey has been known to carry a penis of unhuman proportions, history has shown that (on occasion) it has led to perforation of internal organs leading to sepsis and death.
A real mustard looking motherfucker
"did you see what that guy was wearing? he looked like a genuine wacey"
woman - " my rectum is so sore, i slept with a wacey. am i going to die?"
man- " ohh its not good, if you make it through alive you will still probably have the gay plague"
woman "the gay plague?"
walmart shopper "son, stay close, there may be a wacey lurking in those clothes"
Wacey: Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.