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wanksturbating 

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ
Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!
wanksturbating by Scott January 15, 2004

wanksterbating 

synonymous with masturbating although wanksterbating is often associated with having the volume all the way up on the porno because nobody else is home.
Well all of my roommates are home for the weekend, looks like I have a loud few days of wanksterbating ahead of me.

Yesterday I came home from class and before I even got in the apartment I could hear Justin wanksterbating.
wanksterbating by travismofonasty November 21, 2011

Workstabating 

The process of looking buisy at your desk when your supervisor comes around while doing absolutly nothing constructive
Dude my boss snuck up on me today and totally caught me workstabating.

or i had to come up with a workstabation plan today the boss was doing the rounds

wanksterbating 

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.
Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.
wanksterbating by HapaxHog September 16, 2013