Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.

Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !

Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wanksmith 

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

Wanksteve 

adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.

But officer, im Wanksteve!

Wanksteve by wanksteve February 4, 2008

wankster 

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.

Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.

wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

wackshit

some shit that is not legit. illegitimate shit.

I just weighed this Squeef, and it is light. This is wackshit.

wackshit by wackassshit August 26, 2014

the original wankster 

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.

when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat

the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009