Wackramento 

Another name for the city of Sacramento, CA. The meaning is self explanatory.... we all know that it is wack as hell!!

Sacramentian: YeaAAAA boII! I rEp ThA baY! 916 aLL daY aNd NigHT baByyy!!

Regular person: Dude, relax, you're from Wackramento.

Wackramento by fidonut May 29, 2009

wankrageous 

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

wankrageous by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009

wanklame 

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

wanklame by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

wankhammer 

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

wankhammer by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

wannamerican 

idiots often from south of usa that think they r americans but they r loser

a real american would acknowledge and defend american way of life that is told by the 45th president of the usa

and he would be against any violence and for legalizing weed and do after god's will

a wannamerican would be like retarded republicans that cut off foreskins and encourage heterosexuality, a wannamerican has often 1 wife and several offsprings

there r 300 mil of wannamericans this day

wannamerican: homosexuality is sin

american: no u retarded fagshit, only fucking as its written in bible is sin, u faggot

wannamerican by genjack9390242305472305327 May 18, 2010

wannamerican 

idiots often from south of usa that think they r americans but they r loser

a real american would acknowledge and defend american way of life that is told by the 45th president of the usa

and he would be against any violence and for legalizing weed and do after god's will

a wannamerican would be like retarded republicans that cut off foreskins and encourage heterosexuality, a wannamerican has often 1 wife and several offsprings

there r 300 mil of wannamericans this day

wannamerican: homosexuality is sin

american: no u retarded fagshit, only fucking as its written in bible is sin, u faggot

wannamerican by genjack9390242305472305327 May 18, 2010

wankrape 

The act of jacking-off someone against their wishes, often in a circumstances whereby the wankrapee is not in a position to express his non-consent; regular instances include under the table by a younger woman/gay man at a social function while sitting next to an older relative e.g. a wedding.

The bride's 20 year old cousin is an insatiable psycho, she wankraped the shit out of me during the Father of the Bride's toast!

wankrape by The Ladies' Man Leon Phelps February 3, 2012