wankport 

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..

John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..

wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013

Wankpasty 

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021

wanktart 

This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.

Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.

"No one pisses on my thread. You wanktarts."

wanktart by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004

Wankuary 

The month following drycember where people are allowed to masturbate freely once again.

"Its been a long drycember this years wankuary is gonna be seriously messy"

Wankuary by Jizzm26 (The Jizzster) December 31, 2012

wankmart 

Any store where you can buy penises.

You dont understand, I went to wankmart and they had some sexy chickens.

wankmart by Theuglyman December 12, 2017

wank party

A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.

On Wednesdays, we have a wank party and my friends always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!

wank party by eda-skip January 6, 2023

wankpants 

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

wankpants by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010