7 definitions by VonC

Pete Coughlin is shit at life
by VonC June 11, 2016
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A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
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When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
by VonC September 18, 2021
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When you get pegged by 2 girls at the same time

(Opposite to getting spitroasted)
Had a threesome last night, got fully pegroasted
by VonC October 8, 2021
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A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.
People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.
by VonC May 12, 2021
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A unique person who is delightfully funny, entertaining and loves to do things their own way, even when those things may seem the wrong way to others!
Why did you eat raw hotdogs straight from the jar? That was such a Peekol thing to do!
by VonC November 21, 2019
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Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.
Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty
by VonC April 12, 2021
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