wankasm

an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.

"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."

wankasm by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wanksmith 

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

Wanksman 

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

Wanksman by Nibb June 5, 2009

wankasaurus 

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

wankasaurus by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

Wankasaurus 

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.

Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!

Wankasaurus by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010

Wankism 

When people start using large words in ways that only themselves can understand. Usually, these words end with 'ism' or 'ist'.

"What is this guy talking about?"

"I dunno, I think he's just using a bit of wankism."

Wankism by Pragmaticism May 18, 2013