wank daddy 

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy

man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action

wank daddy by theholysock June 10, 2003

Big Daddy Wank 

A cocaine and Adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for Chinese prostitutes and Viagara.

God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.

Big Daddy Wank by BDW apostate May 20, 2006

Diddy wank 

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)

Jane gave john a Diddy wank.

Diddy wank by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

walkdaddy 

Man with an enourmous cock bigger than ones arm, the nicest gentlest and sweetest guy, not to mention he’s the funniest person you will ever meet. His sense of humor is one of a kind. These guys are rare and one should snatch them up

See that guy over there, that my friend is walkdaddy

walkdaddy by Jakzichdbe November 18, 2018