Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

hand wanding 

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Wankling 

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

wandinger 

a worthless loser who looks gay but it isnt cuz it is mostly feminine.

damn that wandinger thing has a huge nose

wandinger by jewman12345 November 18, 2011

Wardling 

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.

Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."

Wardling by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020