wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

wallet cramp by jailbooked January 22, 2011

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