Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation
I got caught walking the dog last night.
by Glen January 09, 2004
14 more definitions
Top Definition
The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.
by joe January 19, 2004
v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
by DKarnes May 21, 2008
The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012
Walking the Dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and "Walk their Dog" as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a dick really.
Becca: Hey where's Tori?

Ali: Tori and Pablo are 'walking the dog.' You know what that means.....
by Youknowwhatsup101 September 22, 2011
the act of smoking marijuana.
I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.
by mynameisnotcraig March 29, 2011
: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.
by kdv June 28, 2005

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