The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.
"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.
by skullme May 26, 2007
The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.
by joe January 19, 2004
v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
by DKarnes May 21, 2008
The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012
the act of smoking marijuana.
I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.
by mynameisnotcraig March 29, 2011
Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation
I got caught walking the dog last night.
by Glen January 09, 2004
Walking the Dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and "Walk their Dog" as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a dick really.
Becca: Hey where's Tori?

Ali: Tori and Pablo are 'walking the dog.' You know what that means.....
by Youknowwhatsup101 September 22, 2011
Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.
Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.
by MrShades May 31, 2011

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