Waffle stomping is the act of shitting in a shower or bath tub and stomping it down for the next person to rub their toes in and marinate.
I just went waffle stomping for the first time, the most beautiful pastime I’ve ever had and I wouldn’t trade it for a million gallons of Amouranth’s breast milk. Something about the way the scat filled the little spaces between my toes just warms my heart and brightens my day. 4.5/5 ⭐️ would recommend on a Saturday night.