waffling

v. the act of using the famous breakfast dish "waffle" as a curse word, like "damn" or a "eff you" kind of version.

Instead of saying "You f*king piece of dipsh*t!" you can say "You waffling pancake head!"

by omgwtfitsasquirrel April 1, 2011

WAFFLE!

a word which when shouted, allows the user to rape someone without legal charges as specified by the waffle act, since this word gives you automatic consent. Now synonymous with the act of rapage itself.
Invented circa 2008 at the University of Warwick.

Rob: Did you know it's not rape if you shout out "SURPRISE!"
Dan: It works with WAFFLE! too y'no
Rob: Really?
Dan: Yeah, watch WAFFLE!
*they give unsecified girl a good raping*
Rob: That's brilliant mate

by Rob and Dan from Chem October 16, 2008

waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

waffle

The underside of a set of testicles.

I was in such a hurry the other day that I caught my waffle in the zipper of my bike pants.

by Wafflemaster February 21, 2005

Waffle

wfl=Whore for life, better said as WAFFLE.

You were such a waffle last night at that party!

by dddddddmmmmmm March 23, 2011

waffle

an ugly person or place or thing. it's another way of calling someone ugly, maybe if they're in close proximity to you. comes from the term uggo which sounds like eggo, which is a waffle.

Damn, that guy is such a waffle!

by mcangel2010 June 4, 2007

Waffle

Another way to say Vagina
Similar to twat and pussy

look at that hoe's soggy waffles.

by shitlaaaa February 24, 2011