red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.

Don't you just hate self-help books?

by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004

tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

homicide

Heroin cut with strychnine.

Homicide is some nasty stuff.

by red_beard_neo April 21, 2004

scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004