WAFFLE! 

a word which when shouted, allows the user to rape someone without legal charges as specified by the waffle act, since this word gives you automatic consent. Now synonymous with the act of rapage itself.
Invented circa 2008 at the University of Warwick.

Rob: Did you know it's not rape if you shout out "SURPRISE!"
Dan: It works with WAFFLE! too y'no
Rob: Really?
Dan: Yeah, watch WAFFLE!
*they give unsecified girl a good raping*
Rob: That's brilliant mate

WAFFLE! by Rob and Dan from Chem February 20, 2009

waffle 

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

waffle by Whitey October 5, 2003

waffle 

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

waffle by The Weatherman May 6, 2008

Waffle 

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"

Waffle by Andrew Kirkman January 15, 2006

Waffle 

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!

Waffle by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010

waffle 

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

waffle by Juancho September 18, 2006

Waffle 

A slang word meaning vagina.

She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.

Waffle by Ben Artho July 10, 2010