vuvuzela

The spawn of satan

Anyone using a vuvuzela should be executed.

by rickymyshickyjicky June 23, 2010

vuvuzela

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*breathe*

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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

by AnonJudicator June 12, 2010

Vuvuzela

A loud and annoying as fuck horn that sounds like a swarm of angry bees

I can't hear anything at this soccer game, because everyone is blowing on thier Vuvuzela.

by Dude 991 June 24, 2010

vuvuzela

A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way

I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord!!

by coroner01 June 14, 2010

vuvuzela

An extremely loud piece of shit trumpet like instrument used mostly by african fans in the FIFA World Cup 2010 to annoy the hell out of the rest of the world who is watching the competition on TV. It is so loud that it almost overlaps the commentary if somebody is blowing in that thing and it completely nullifies any sort of singing or cheering.
My own theory is that it is used as a primitive radio alternative to communicate the match action between cities, hell prolly even countries considering how LOUD that shit is.

Me: Yes finally the World Cup is here, i'm getting my beer and a bag of chips and i'm gonna enjoy the matches.
Tv:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<<the vuvuzela's are EXTREMELY loud...>>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<OH MY GOD ROBERT GREEN JUST...> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: What the fuck, can you believe this shit? I hate the damn vuvuzela's ban those things already!

by lionfw June 13, 2010

Vuvuzela

(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound.

(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup

(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie

(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with?

Person 2: Suicide Hotline.

Person 1: what?! Why?!

Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.

(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?

Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?

Person 2: Get the fuck out.

(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football

Person 1: Alright

*starts playing*

Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!

Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.

by AddledSkeptic June 24, 2010

Vuvuzela

A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.

See that Jenna Jameson? She's a right vuvuzela.

by Captain Quark 1 June 15, 2010