Voigtmannesque 

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.

Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."

Voigtmannesque by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012

Vousti 

A person who is drunk, unemployed, drunk and in Finland. Rants on IRC like he has a life.

He's just a Vousti.

Vousti by icycool_q1 January 5, 2019

taylor vogt

a very amazingly talented singer, that is very attractive! also very trusting, understanding, all around wonderful person.

I would love to hear taylor vogt sing for me!

taylor vogt by babe92 September 11, 2011

VOUGE DÉESSE

A woman/girl who wears minimal makeup (a like to a Glossier model) and has a signature feature on their face (doe eyes, full pouty lips, beauty mark). They have clear skin and always looks dewy or glowing. Naturally beautiful.

Blocks everyone.

Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken

Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.

HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE

You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.

Rocks a turtle neck.

Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.

East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.

Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).

Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.

Billy - Everytime I watch the "Get Ready with Me" videos from Glossier all the women on there look alike!

Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...

VOUGE DÉESSE by • expensive bottled water • August 14, 2017

vouktron 

A dumb rock or a person with no intelligence. A vouktron has been known to mankind as the dumbest fuck in the U S of A. A vouktron is also a person who gets peed on, on a regular weekend basis and then basks in the muskiness of the pee.

That kid is a fuckin vouktron.

Vouktron went surfing again last night, whats new?

vouktron by yadddddders February 20, 2011

Jolene Van Vugt 

the following is taken directly from her bio section of her official website:

"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...

In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.

2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...

The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."

Jolene Van Vugt has the most defined midsection of any natural athlete. She is a professional stuntperson whose accomplishments are often referred to without reference to her gender, because of her ability to be recognized at or above the level of her male colleagues. She is a role model, inspiration, and pioneer without equal.

Jolene Van Vugt by Jolenefangdb January 22, 2011

Voigt 

That act of sexually seducing thousands of minors (typically female) into a cave in Wisconsin.

Dude, did you hear about all the kids in the cave in Wisconsin?
Yeah, that sicko pulled a Voigt! Weren’t they eating each other?
I think.

Voigt by BLACKHAWK339826 March 18, 2021