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vomication 

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.
"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."
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Visitation BVM School 

A place where dreams die, and teachers have ears that are really, REALLY sensitive. Really nice people go there, and you can make some good friends, but the faculty fuckin sucks(Other than like 0.00001% of them)
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together
Friend who's not in visi: Hey man how's Visitation BVM School?
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has

vomitrotious 

gross or disgusting, a word invented by muffy.
Mushrooms! Vomitrotious!
vomitrotious by catz September 12, 2003

Vagitation

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

Visitation academy 

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.
Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.
Visitation academy by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018

persistent visitation 

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...
1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.

vomitorious 

A state of emotion that makes you feel as if you could vomit. Typically occuring in response to the action of another person(s).

The opposite of "glorious"
Man: That was so great! I cant believe he just picked his nose and ate it for a dollar.

Man's wife: You and your friends make me feel so vomitorious. I dont want you hanging out with them anymore.

Man: Well too bad. Your vomitorioius is this man's glorious.
vomitorious by Dr. Do Little July 31, 2012