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viscosity by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005
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Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

viscosil 

A child molester who has a fetish for batteries and cameras. Loves to get up and close when taking photos. Often comes off as gay but has a hot wife. He's a loud mouth and always takes things literally.
Hey have you seen viscosil?
Yeah I heard him yelling in the boys bathroom.
viscosil by FoxMccloud69 April 15, 2019
Having high resistance to flow. In other terms, the more dense the thicker the consistency. Is meant to be applied to asses of substantial dimensions.
Damn baby, you viscous!
Kim Kardashian's sweet ass has the viscosity of a generous dose of corn syrup unlike Paris Hilton's ass that is just like a teaspoon of water.
Viscous by Reagan 05 May 25, 2008

Vascus Moment 

A fan response to recent RP ideas to anything that resembles a idiotic yet successful and utterly amazing attempt at something. Similar to pulling a Leroy Jenkins , but doing so without the same yell. Only later looking at yourself in success and awe saying "Did I just have a Vascus moment?"

Sprung by the fan OC character of a Warhammer 40k RP, a Chaos Space Marine Warsmith by the name of Alexander Vascus. Who commonly gets himself in insane situations where the odds are never in his favor. Yet he happens to get lucky and succeed quite easily.

Thus doing anything insane, crazy, and most likely meaning your certain doom while laughing. Can be considered a "Vascus Moment."
People playing TF2 or other team based game.

We have 30 seconds!" *major charge and running into a death fest.*

Objective succeeded with a lone guy at the objective.*

"Did I just have a Vascus moment?
Vascus Moment by Zossimus November 29, 2011
1: thick, deep, slow moving liquid.

2: cool, calm, chill

3: Awesome, dope, fetch. cool, rad
1: Molasses is quite viscous, water is not.

2: Dude, you were so viscous in there; they totally didn't see I jacked those shoes.

3: Man, that was so viscous!
Viscous by yeaboi69 November 9, 2012