PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"
by Dark 1 January 11, 2004
A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.
And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.
by Highly Evolved March 24, 2005
Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(
Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
by NeverDUN October 15, 2007
Used to signify that the email, link or attachment is clean and free of virus. Similar to the popular phrase no homo used when two hetero males' actions can be interpreted as homosexual but are not.
Also, a way in which friends can ensure one another the email is not spam.
Also, a way in which friends can ensure one another the email is not spam.
by Big StevieV April 6, 2010
Either
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.
Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.
Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus
1.
Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more
2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!
Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more
2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!
by CARV350 June 25, 2017
An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.
See human.
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
by Kim corgidasian June 25, 2020